MATE

Who the FUCK is MATE?

G'day ya filthy animals! Meet MATE - the most unhinged, beer-skulling, shit-talking nutty cunt to ever grace Base Chain! Born in the outback where men are men and sheep are nervous, MATE's the kind of cobba who'll glass ya one minute and shout ya a beer the next. This bloke's tougher than a week-old steak left out in the sun but has also got a heart of fuckin' gold. This ain't some pansy, vegan, gluten-free token for poofers. $MATE is pure, unadulterated, Aussie savagery. So buckle up cunts, MATE is here and ready to tear Base Chain a new asshole!

Bonza Tokenomics!

Click to grab CA: 696969696969696

Total Supply: Heaps! Enough for everyone and their nan.
No Tax: Fuck taxes, MATEs don't steal from MATEs
No Rugs: By the cunts, for the cunts. No bullshit.
Liquidity: Locked up tighter than a fish's arsehole.

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